# Dimaag: Vicharo Ki Factory
# School: 5 Ghante Ki Jail
# Girl College: Gulaab Ka Bageecha
# Professior: 1 Ghante Ka Neta (more…)

Using ur brain is strictly prohibited.

1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar

gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar
gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre (more…)

When a women says “What?” Its not because she didn’t hear you. She is giving you a chance to change what you said.

Human fall in love, that is normal. cows eat grass,that is ok.but when monkey press mobile keyboard amazing!!! R u still pressing?

Santa- Yesterday night I saved a girl from Rape.Banta- O-Great! but how? Santa- Self Control buddy Self Control !!!

He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter who left you the money.

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ? The father says to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

An MBA student went 2 his home wid his gf after completing his MBA……
His dad asked , who is she??

Son replied (more…)

~ Romance Mathematics ~ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy. (more…)

Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn’t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday. (more…)